Bakersfield Christmas
isn't this where i write some very obscure, contrived, pseudo-intellectual quote or idea that justifies my need to write a blog by showing how i have a superior intellect and insight that must be shared with the world? i won't do it. i have more respect for you than that!
The Mitchell Report comes out today. I will attempt to have some analysis of the report as soon as I can get a copy and read it. Some initial thoughts that I may use to guide my evaluation:
Labels: Analysis, Complete Mitchell Report
If you are reading this post right now, you are lucky. I am living this post, and it hurts. Every year my wife arbitrarily decides when Christmas time starts, and then proceeds to immediately lose her mind. She shrugs off all of her responsibilities so that she can be completely dedicated to only doing Christmas related activities. Needless to say, I was worried when I realized that Thanksgiving was on the earliest possibly date this year, leaving open the possibility of the longest Christmas insanity ever. Thankfully, she waited until this week to begin the holiday season, but she is quickly making up for lost time. On monday night she made me get a tree and decorate it in the same night! Finally, about 10 pm I gave up and went to bed; I have no idea how late she was up decorating.
I am sitting here in total silence contemplating how sad it is that Fresno seems much nicer from the inside of a hospital room. Of course, the Fresno Surgery Hospital makes the Ritz look like Motel 6, so thats not too much of a insult. My mom just had total hip replacement surgery, so I'm here and Julie's at home taking care of all the animals... oh, yeah, and working a little too. I keep thinking to myself, wasn't I here a year ago. A little over a year ago I was in Fresno when my brother was hospitalized and my mom's husband left within the same few days. I thought we had finally gotten through everything, and now my mom has a hip replacement and my grandfather has lung cancer.
Does the White House really have nothing better to do than make statements about how disappointed they are in Barry Bonds? I'm actually very surprised. I thought lying to grand juries was par for the course at the White House. In fact, I assume that if Bonds is convicted of perjury and obstruction of justice, President Bush will commute his sentence. Right Scooter?
Ok, ladies, Cosmo gives really bad advice. Here's how to destroy your relationship (Cosmo-style). Worst advice ever!