Tu Mama

I was just thinking that tv couldn't possibly get any worse. oops...

If you haven't seen this new MTV show called "Yo Momma!"(sic?) you are lucky. It is seriously worse than anything I could imagine. This has to be one of the most embarrassing things our society has ever experienced.
Now, in college, I used to sarcastically tell "your momma" jokes to my friend Jimmie. I was trying to be ironic, though. These guys are totally serious. Everyone on this show qualify for the most pathetic people on the planet, but the everyone who is responsible for making this show should be prohibited from procreation.

My favorite Yo Mamma joke:
"Yo mamma (is) so fat, when she cuts her leg shaving she bleeds gravy."

Please note in my comments if you would like to pledge with me to boycott this show.

You're Beautiful

I visited my brother in Fresno last weekend. He has this huge big-screen HDTV. The picture clarity is nuts! Anyway, we were watching James Blunt live on one of the high def channels. It was startling. Take away his hair, and he looks exactly like my friend Jimmie. I wish I had a good picture of each so you could see for youself, but you will have to trust me.

Home Alone!

In case you haven't heard, Julie is in Colorado for a few days on business. Unless she is having a secret affair with Jay. I don't really think that, just wanted to give his blog a plug since he's done so for me. I do have to say that very few women can resist the jay.

As for me... I just put on aftershave and it really burns. Aaaahhhhh!