Another Simpsons Theme

First of all, I know next to nothing about playing the guitar. That said, I believe this is may be the one single instance in the history of humankind where the greatest amount of talent and energy was put toward the most trivial thing.

Rejection

The unhealthy things that single people do to each other...
... are pretty funny.

Not Exactly Seattle Slough

News Flash: I have to admit that I don't know this first-hand. Supposedly, Richie Sexson tried to steal a base for Seattle last night against one of the best catchers in the league, Ivan Rodriguez. This would be funny to see, since Richie Sexson is 6'8"/240lbs and slower than slow. Apparently he was thrown out very easily. Now usually a team would be mad at a player for doing such a stupid thing, but this time they were impressed by his dedication. You see, he was accidently given the steal sign by the coach, and so he tried to steal even though he knew he had no chance.

Anyone who can find me video of this incident will earn my eternal respect and admiration!