Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Danish Coach Costs Star Skater Certain Gold

So you are a veteran, gold medal winning speed skater.  In fact, you are a national hero in the Netherlands where, believe it or not, speed skating is the second most popular sport (soccer is #1).  In that case, NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR JACKASS COACH!!!!  Actually, you have to give the guy some love.  In the end, he refuses to blame his coach for costing him the gold, saying "we did it wrong".  Mr Kramer you are my new hero.  You are clearly a better man than -- well, than I am.  Not only are you a beast of an athlete, you have the character and emotional maturity to the what is right in the most difficult of circumstances. As for your coach, he had better watch his back when his flight lands in Amsterdam...  Someone may try stone him with tulip bulbs or decapitate him on a windmill blade.

1 comments:

Julie said...

I'm pretty sure he's not getting a warm welcome when he gets home- they're much less forgiving than Kramer is. That coach had better start looking for a new job.