Sunday, February 12, 2006

Stuff you need to know to live

Tonight, I feel I should enlighten my readers with some odd news to which they might not otherwise be exposed. 3 links, and then I go to bread... I mean bed. (If you can name the simpsons episode this comes from, I will give you 5 bucks.)

Some people are such stupid idiots. I would have sent her to jail and sued her. I wouldn't have asked for money. I would have asked to damages to be paid in her having to put signs up on her house that say she is a stupid idiot.

I always thought those guys were TOO well dressed. Check it out.

I've heard of some crazy fights at churches, but this takes it to another level.

6 comments:

Adam said...

It's the episode in which Lisa babysits Bart. Also the episode in which Tod is frightened of a moth.

edluv said...

damn, adam beat me to it.

the funniest is when flanders tells lisa that lisa's a good babysitter because rod or todd is dry as a bone despite the moth and other events of the night.

the episode starts with burn's casino getting blown up, and don rickles is there. squid port.

"this isn't a faux dive bar, it's a real dive bar!"

"you're a long way from home college boy. i'll start you a tab."

dana said...

I still have yet to recieve a show title and episode #'s. I'm not givin up the 5 bucks that easy!

Adam said...

Sister Sitter or something like that.

Adam said...

My Sister, My Sitter
Episode #170

Written by Dan Greaney
Directed by Jim Reardon

Eat my shorts.

dana said...

Nice work, Adam. I commend you!